things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
Whenever I catch him with my clothes in his mouth, he has to wear them
hitler was just being himself and look what happened
”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.
Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone will always be younger.
But they will never be you.
|—||Kanye West (via ek-p)|
When I shave my legs
Kendall (horsegirlkj) and Kylie (kyliesalollypop) Jenner’s Myspace profiles, October 2007
this is contemporary art tbh
i love it when i think “oh man i’d really like to hear that one song” and it’s the next song my ipod plays. it’s like, me n this ipod are connected. we vibin. me and this ipod are drift compatible
Reblog if you survived 2013’s awful, horrid, misinterpreted, WRONG, attention-thirsty media on Taylor.